Wednesday, October 30, 2013

2013 Horror Fest: The Evil Inside: 38 Out Of 100 Stars

Dumb and slow, Evil Inside is filled with characters who only do what they do because they're in a horror movie. But, I'm giving this a close to average rating because the last 20 minutes or so are pretty awesome. The problem is getting there.

A slightly disturbed girl, played by Hannah Ward, invites some old friends over to hang out while her parents gone, and so it goes. It tries build an atmosphere but it mostly just succeeds in making it difficult to watch. The colors are dark, Ward speaks very low and soft which makes it hard to hear a lot of she's saying. But you never feel like you're missing out on much because the story, while trying to be clever, never once feels like it's gonna give anything more than what you're expecting. And it doesn't, till the end, which isn't enough to save it although it comes closer than it has any right to.

The Evil Inside is like A great orgasm after an hour of slamming your dick against the wall.

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