Based on a story by Ryan Nicholson, which I thankfully didn't see until the credits rolled, otherwise I may have just trashed this fucker, Evil Feed is best described as Kill Bill merged with Bloodsport, turned into a slapstick comedy about eating people.
Terry Chen is fantastic as Steven, A demented restauranteur who specializes in human cuisine. Without him the movie would still have it's moments, but he's the glue that holds this ambitious foray into blood, guts, titties and dick eating all together.
Besides it's menu, The Long Pig has other offerings, such as cage fights where you do not want to be the loser, live sex shows where you do not want to be the loser, and medical procedures where you do not want to be the loser. All of these are available to watch via closed circuit TV while you enjoy your meal.
The story begins when a local martial arts instructor is added to the menu. His students, including his daughter, find their way to the underground eatery and attempt to save their sensei.
Short on making any kind of sense, but filled with fighting, one liners, disembowelment, naked women, one liners, skinning alive, and one liners, Evil Feed is not afraid to throw everything at the wall. While it doesn't always hit it's mark, more than enough of it does to make it worth watching. How can you hate on a movie where sex is used as a way marinate the house special?
Outrageously ambitious, Evil Feed manages to serve up just as many laughs as it does body parts.
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