I'm probably rating this a little high based on the nice premise, that in no way delivers.
What we got here is the sequel to Decoys, naturally. I didn't see the first one but I don't fathom I missed much. It's pretty much a ripoff of the Species movies, with some basic twists and differences that don't enhance the idea one iota and completely lacks the energy and sexuality of said films.
The male lead from Decoys 1 returns, trying to convince himself that everything that happened in the original were simply hallucinations. I'd like to do the same with this movie, huzzah.
Premise is that an alien species which is down to like 4, needs human men to reproduce with, and during intercourse they shoot bad CGI gangly tentacles into their victims and impregnate them or something. Also it needs to be cold or something as if a human male is too warm the process wont work or some stupid back story like that, I dunno, it was all so silly. Luckily for the aliens, the college they are invading is in a town that's suffering it's worst cold spell in history.
Besides the male lead who's back at his alma matter as a teaching assistant, we have 4 main male characters who are all pretty much doofy and/or nondescript. The guys are having a sexual scavenger hunt to see who can score the most chicks, which is sort of odd considering none of them seem to be able to get laid.
Anyhoo, there are various scenes of attempted copulation, which despite the alien chicks being very hot, are as about as titillating as chicken soup. A movie whose main premise is that hot alien bitches are trying to fuck anything that moves, yet can still be so devoid of hotness is truly an amazing feat, but this baby pulls it off.
There's some titty, some slight gore, and a lot of stupid. The best thing i can say about the movie is that it's shot pretty well. The writing, the acting and the jokes are all sub standard. The effects are cheesy and the sexuality is pretty much non existent.
A 3rd rate Species trying to be funny but failing in pretty every aspect. Pass on it.
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