Thursday, November 15, 2012

The Nanny Diaries: 30 Out Of 100 Stars

Ok. Scarlet Johansen plays a just out of college chick who needs to slow her life down before heading into the real world so she becomes a nanny for a couple so out of stock characterdom.

Of course they're prissy, rich, self absorbed people who totally neglect their son, leaving Scarlet to bond with him, yadda yadda. There's constant Scarlet narration which is annoying. Paul Giamati is awesome as a total douche of a husband but the mother is one of the characters that acts like no human being would ever act until she's told that she acts that way at which point of course she changes.

Looking at Johansens Jughansens is the only fun this movie gives and even those have to be viewed thru clothes, although there is a scene where she's in a t-shirt braless, and those melons are fucking hyuge.

15 stars for her titties, 15 stars for Giamatis performance. Lets all just go home now.

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