Thursday, November 15, 2012

Unearthed: 23 Out Of 100 Stars

Bad monster, bad subplot, bad script.

An ancient creature has been unearthed, it's back story is super contrived (even for a monster movie), it gets loose to wreak havoc.

A small town sheriff who is a drunk 20ish female is hitting the skids because she's distraught over something she just did and is considered useless.

Your typical hot chicks and hot guy who are never given shit to do.

Charlie Murphy playing a dude who has about 6 lines and never makes a joke, way to go.

And a few various other characters.

Run of the mill chases and kills with horrible twists and subplots, characters are either dumb, annoying or undeveloped.

Just real shit.

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