An evil doctor or scientist, i forget, doesn't matter, is hiding in the Balkan forest in Chechnya. A delta squad is assembled to go in and grab him. Of course the unknown is that the forest is filled with killer bats.
We have a Russian born, USA bread, Spanish looking CIA agent woman who goes with the delta force and of course is tougher than she appears and provides some dumb sexual tension dialogue.
The delta team itself has the guy who still don't follow rules and in fact is even read the cliche "YOU GOTTA FOLLOW ORDERS" bark by his commander early in the movie. I mean they fucking use every cliche in the book in this movie and then hammer them to death.
None of the delta force appears to be over 25, including a tiny little woman.
I mean fuck man, the premise of this movie should be easy as cake. You take a group of hot 20 somethings and have them end up chased by bats. Why in the world would you try to make this movie, with what appears to be no budget, a major military themed film? Everything from Iraq (where we first meet the special unit), to a simple briefing room, look shitty as hell.
Forests ought to be full of thick giant trees, not look like the woods down the road from my grandmothers house. It's a good long time before we ever even get to the fuckin bats cause they have to set up the shit backstory which includes rebels, russian army, a rogue doctor, a delta force, a "town that mysteriously dissapeared".
Now to the bats. They're laughable. It's all so very CGI that there just no suspense or pleasure in the kills, just too fuckin goofy looking. Every time a bat gets shot the same photoshop splatter appears.
Yeah, fuck it, i couldn't even finish it. The bats barely do anything, it's more a dumb ass story about the main delta force guy (the wildman!) and the doctor and CIA agent who can barely speak English. This is just A fuckin beyond awful piece of shit. I tap.
There is nothing remotely adequate about this fucker.
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