Thursday, November 15, 2012

Bachelor Party Vegas: 7 Out Of 100 Stars

Oh boy, where do I start? This movie was produced by one of the Fratita brothers who owns UFC. This movie has Turk from Scrubs and one of the dudes from Harold & Kumars Cheesburger Adventure. Don't ask me which one though, i don't know or give a fuck.

Anyway, it's the story of 5 friends getting together for a bachelor party cause one of em is getting married.

All 5 guys are of course the stockiest of characters including the fat dude who wears a beret, bright colored clothes and is ZANY! Where the fuck are we, 1987?

So they all meet at the airport, conversations are had that no human beings would ever have, fat dude tries to walk thru security with a blow up doll, handcuffs and dildos. Not as funny as it sounds.

They get on the plane and the only legitimate laugh of the movie happens, thanks to an old lady who's in the film for 5 minutes.

I should also note that Chuck Lidell has a cameo in this movie, and every time he's talked about he is referred to as "The Iceman, Chuck Lidell".

Anyway, the plot makes no sense at all. The guys do a lot of running away from stuff, the jokes are all horrible. It fucking sucks on such a cringe inducing level.

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