Holy fuck what a dreadfull piece of ass.
The lead is as uninteresting and uncharismatic as possible. The friends are the stockiest of stock, right down to the zany, germaphobic nerd.
It's not just that this is a badly written movie, but it doesn't even really try to be anything good, seemingly content to just go thru each scene with as little effort as possible.
Long story short. Guy wants to marry girl, girls brother in law is afraid of a new guy in the family so he offers to throw him a bachelor party during which he will attempt to get him to cheat on his fiance.
Each friend has his own dumb subplot. There's the germaphobe nerd with the broken arms who accidentally takes too much viagra and goes thru various attempts at getting erection relief. It had potential but was run into the ground and the actor pretty much sucks. Oh yeah, there's also a hot little German blonde nympho who's after him but she may be Hitlers granddaughter. Fucking shit ass dumb.
Harland Williams, whom I love, is pretty bad as the friend who always gets married and of course divorced and thus tries to convince his friend not to get married. Shit.
The 3rd friend happens into having sex with dozens of women who he doesn't know are sexaholics. The joke is that they're just using him because he's so bad that he cures them from ever wanting to have sex again. LOL, Jokes on him! I didn't even understand how this story was supposed to be funny.
If you took the original bachelor party, gave a 45 second synopsis to a 16 year old and had him rewrite it and cast the guys rejected from extra work on a daytime soap this is probably the movie you'd end up with.
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