First things first, the movie probably isn't even worthy of a 30. Let's disect.
What we have here is the story of 5 kids (college age), heading off for a weekend camp out. No cabin or nothin, they're roughing it with tents and a campfire. This is a perfectly acceptable setup to a horror movie, problem is that none of the chicks are very hot and when introduced to the lead male I though he may have been the worst actor I had ever seen.
Now, the film gets a 30 because what may have been awful acting by the lead, or just a really great performance of a douche, slipped into TNA, so bad it's good category. I legit lol'd a lot at the dude. Others will probably be annoyed beyond comprehension at him and that would be completely understandable, but for me, I love the dude.
The other characters are pretty stock. Lead males GF and tag along female 3-some partner. And another couple, a dude and his bitchy GF.
There's some nudity with the female 66.6% of the 3-some group but neither one is hot, the 3rd wheel has a big belly that only gets shown in distant shots when she's topless, heh.
As for the rest. There is zero suspense, a few shitty and pointless dream sequences, horrible kills and no action. How a "horror" movie can boast that is beyond me. All the characters are bitchy and boring and so you really don't care if they die. Then when they do die it's fuckin beyond shitty lame ass kill's that suggest an effects budget of about $30 was used.
The last 30 minutes of the movie are HORRID because that when all the stuff that doesn't happen, is happening.
Shit man. But the lead male was a fuckin trip to watch for a spell.
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