Tuesday, March 5, 2013

2010 Horror Fest: Cabin Fever 2: 10 Out Of 100 Stars

It continues to amaze me the ways in which people can make horrible films.

This is the sequel to the original that a lot of people seemed to like, but I found pretty underwhelming.

Here we have a straight to DVD shit stain, that plays like something nobody, on any level involved, put any heart into, or gave a shit about.

The first 40 minutes are hideous exposition scenes that feel lifted word for word from the worst scripts ever written. It's so droll, witless and pedantic in script and is delivered by below average actors who either don't care and just go through their lines, or care too much and overact to the most ridiculous situations.

The movie tries a jumbled mess of tones. Drama, comedy, action, but it fails at all of them. There is a lot of gore and some of it elicited a chuckle, but everything fun they try to do is undermined by how horrid the story behind it is.

It's just a shit movie.

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