As I watched this low budget shit fest, I actually started thinking about how bad the economy is and got mad at how much money was wasted on this "movie".
The story, as it were, is about a man who finances a porn film with the intent of killing the cast and crew. Sounds fine enough so far, but then we get the execution of said idea, and it all goes to hell.
The first five minutes are spent watching Shelly Martinez take a shower and dry off and I enjoyed that.
The actors suck, some of them can't even speak English very well. The set appears to be a garage that they just put a few fake walls up in to make their "sets". There's gore that's not gory, comedy that isn't funny, and blocking and pacing that look like youtube level videos.
So anyway, girls show up the porn set and we meet the director, who I think is supposed to be funny. I'm pretty sure nothing resembles what an actual porn shoot looks like, and that would be fine if it were at least funny, but it's not, it's just stupid.
Anyway, yeah. There's some naked titty and ass from some mildly above average looking chicks, other than that it's a total waste of film, time and money and really makes me feel palpable hate for everyone involved.
I'd rather be shot than to watch this porn massacre again.
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