Zomgoodness, what the fuck did I just watch, and what's it about? Shit.
Dana Delany and Andrew McCarthy, two one time Hollywood A-listers, are in a fucking home movie. Well it's better looking than that, but not by a lot.
They got a kid, they be sending the kid to Jesus camp. Kids grandad had just done got dead, and before he died he warned the kid not to go back to Jesus camp.
Jessie fucking Eisenberg plays a fucked up mental patient who tells the priest trying to help him that the world is about to end.
Priest is also the head of the Jesus camp. Kid shows up at Jesus camp, there's a smart alec best friend, a girl he likes, a douche counselor and a retard.
Lots of talk about not being sinners and shit.
Kid sneaks off into the woods with the girl he likes and either straight fucks or dry humps her into orgasm, can't tell. Either way it's fucking hot cause neither of them look older than 15.
The kids fucking unleashes some sort of shit, and a demon talks through the retard. The wise ass and the douche counselor have a fist fight, and the wise ass gets kicked out.
Wise ass kids dad goes to kids parents and warns them something funky is going on.
I skipped through the climax.
Priest and Kid win some sort of battle, but Priest ends up in hospital and kid and family drive off while kid throws his copy of Dantes Inferno out the window.
The End
Fuck me, all they did was talk about not reading comic books or not listening to Journey or nonsensical demon back story and devil shit, and it's just all soooooooooooooooooooooooooo tedious. And the action sucks and you can hardly hear the dialogue, cause whatever this was shot on sucks, and for the love of fuck this was horrible.
Camp Hell? More like Camp Smell, cause this was shit.
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