I've not been so disappointed in a movie in a long damn time. The first Piranha was just a shitload of fun, boobs and gore that knew exactly what kind of movie it was. This follow up is just a shit fest that hasn't got a clue about what makes a movie good, fun or mildly interesting, even though it's probably got more tits than the original.
So somehow the killer fish from the first movie have migrated from Florida to Arizona, don't ask.
David Koechner plays the owner of a water park who is illegally pumping in water from a lake or some shit. He's the absolute wrong guy for the role as he's just a walking cartoon who isn't very funny. The movie has stunt casting galore. Gary Busy has a minor role and David Hasselhoff has a big role in a part that should have come across as funnier than it does. But it really ends up as just a few minor laughs in a cesspool of a movie.
The characters are all awful, beyond awful. There's a lot of teen angst and just stupid shit. There are fish in vaginas that bite off cocks, I don't how that comes out as boring as it does, but these fuckers sure make fish in vaginas boring. The bloodbath scene just looks so dumb. Perhaps some money could have been spent on the set instead of stunt casting.
Ving Rhames returns and I've never felt so sad for an actor in all my life.
Pathetic, that's the best word I could use to describe this entire effort.
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