The film equivalent of watching an impotent man jerk off as hard as he can for 2 hours. Might very well be the worlds first full blown cut and paste movie, as I don't think I noticed a single original idea over the entire dreadful viewing experience.
Ok. So a dude who isn't in the Navy in the first scene of the movie, is 2nd in command of a battleship by the time his 2nd scene rolls around, wait.......what?
Battleships can be helmed by 5 people, who also double as soldiers in the event of an emergency, wait.......what? I could go on and on. There's is so much depressing about this movie and the people who wrote it, filmed it, financed it.
Even the actors, through no fault of their own, all look exactly like they're supposed to look. It's just sad.
Nothing in this fucking film makes any fucking sense.
I did however wonder while I was watching, why are advanced aliens always building technology bigger? When our most advanced weapon can be delivered on a 2 ton bomb, why do they need one 500 miles high?
The only joy derived from this abortion is if you find incompetence and ridiculousness amusing. But even that starts to wear thin at a point.
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