Thursday, January 24, 2013

2009 Horror Fest: The Backwoods: 40 Out Of 100 Stars

Pretty much a Wrong Turn ripoff except the killers aren't inbred mutants so much as just inbred hillbillies.

A company full of course of hot dudes and hot chicks decide to go on a paintball retreat in the middle of nowhere and the normal cliches ensue. Nothing that hasn't been seen or done before but it's competently made so it's got that going for it.

It "stars" Hailey Duff, but don't ask me which of the 3 hotties she is cause I wouldn't recognize her if she were sucking my balls. Anyway, there's a cult that lives in an underground compound and if anyone wanders into their territory, the men get killed and the women get kept for breeding. Of course none of the hot chicks are ever shown naked, even when prepared for fucking they wear cloth over their entire bodies.

The chases and kills are good enough and maybe even a little bit fun.

Far better than the two Wrong Turn sequels but not quite on the level of the original due to the rather dumb nature of the villains.

No comments:

Post a Comment