Thursday, January 24, 2013

2009 Horror Fest: Die You Zombie Bastards: 28 Out Of 100 Stars

All 28 points are pretty much for effort, and not so much for execution. Imagine a hyper 12 year old watching a Troma movie and being inspired to write a script about an alien who makes a machine that turns people into zombies and then kidnaps one half of a cannibalistic couple to make her his queen until her husband morphs into a skin cape wearing superhero and tracks him down to rescue his love. Ok then?

To say this movie is manic would be an understatement. There's a joke attempted every 5 seconds or so and hardly any of them work. The gore is cheesy, the women all look like they're straight out of the 1980's and not in a good way. But to be fair to the filmmakers the movie tries really fucking hard to be something different, so I gotta give them props for that. There are some funny lines, just not enough to make this a worthwhile view on a serious or kitschy level.

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