How do you take Megan Fox, one of the hottest bitches on gods green earth, put her in a movie with lesbian overtones, including full fledged makeout sessions with her female costar and have her talking about getting ass fucked, yet still manage to bore me to fuckin death? I don't know, but that's one hell of an accomplishment.
From the same cunt who made Juno, we have a story about a girl possessed by something, who knows, who cares. She gets possessed because a rock band kidnaps her to sacrifice her for who knows and who cares why. It's too stupid for me to contemplate.
A film with so much "teenism" dialog that I wanted to go down to the mall and just unload on every current and future member of sperm receptacles of America, with an uzi.
The 27 is for the mild boners that Megan induced. This movie is putrid beyond belief.
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